missyandere:

closeup Strawberry Roses (by Love Limzy)

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mtnduh:

Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.

In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace.

Behind Coke’s Attempt to Unite Indians and Pakistanis with Vending Machines

this video is tears — like cryingidon’tcareitmustnotbecapitalismihopeit’sreal tears it’s so stunning

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.

fuckyeahlaughters:

katzmatt:

fruk-more-like-frick-already:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there.

cr:  thqys

LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!

I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES

FUCKING BRILLANT

not funny but I worth reblogging!

leachymonster:

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

hell .. yes

cloudydrake:

cloudydrake:

arcaneseamstress:

nymphominatrix:

made this transparent

I love you, sea pancake.

yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.

agirlinasweater:

brunetteinaunionjack:

queerinius:

heavymedal:

you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.

what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos

then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

phhpppbbbbbthb:

phhpppbbbbbthb:

i bought these straws that are for milk and when you drink the milk it gives it strawberry flavouring and i’m going to try it with pepsi instead

ATTENTION TUMBLR

IF YOU COME UP WITH A CRAZY IDEA LIKE THIS

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

STRAWBERRY PEPSI IS FUCKING DELICIOUS